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Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch, if you died I wouldn’t buy you life.

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Posted 1 day ago with 0 notes
Hi kids.

Hi kids.

Tags: #me
Posted 1 day ago with 10 notes
My reaction to “I’m engaged!” Facebook posts

alexcwhite:

“Whoa, I’m surprised someone is willing to put up with you till one of you dies.”

Posted 1 day ago with 5 notes

morejaylesswar:

discoverynews:

In August of 1865, a Colonel P.H. Anderson of Big Spring, Tennessee, wrote to his former slave, Jourdan Anderson, and requested that he come back to work on his farm. Jourdan — who, since being emancipated, had moved to Ohio, found paid work, and was now supporting his family — responded spectacularly by way of the letter seen below (a letter which, according to newspapers at the time, he dictated).

read the letter here

This is the most touching thing that I’ve ever read.

Posted 1 day ago with 148 notes
Tuh. Hi.

Tuh. Hi.

Tags: #elvis #elvis presley #the king
Posted 1 day ago with 12 notes
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So, if an old friend I know drops by to say hello..
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes? Here we go again..

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Posted 1 day ago with 34 notes
Been bidding on ebay for one of these for the past couple of days <3.

Been bidding on ebay for one of these for the past couple of days <3.

Tags: #Frederick Krueger #taking doll
Posted 1 day ago with 44 notes
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I don’t wanna leave you yet. Promise that I won’t forget. I’m comin’ back, I’m comin’ back..

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Posted 2 days ago with 38 notes
good times.

good times.

Tags: #horror #freddy kreuger #jason voorhees #leatherface #nightmare on elm street #friday the 13th #texas chainsaw massacre #drawing #illustration #beer
Posted 2 days ago with 22 notes
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You know I see you time to time, you seem available.. don’t mean shit - I know these bitches settle you. Gotta say you’re on my short list of few.. them other dudes is OK - but I’m feeling you.

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heh heh heh.

heh heh heh.

Tags: #elvis presley #'68 comeback special
Posted 2 days ago with 366 notes
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I smoke her like a swisher, man.. I hope you didn’t kiss her.

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Posted 3 days ago with 2 notes
Home.

Home.

Tags: #Elm Street #Freddy Krueger #Nightmare on Elm Street
Posted 3 days ago with 127 notes
richarddowker:

Beckham pulling off the quiff, got quiff envy.

Look at that hair ♥.

richarddowker:

Beckham pulling off the quiff, got quiff envy.

Look at that hair ♥.

Tags: #elvis #Beckham #Quiff #hot
Posted 3 days ago with 16 notes
Frederick &lt;3.

Frederick <3.

Tags: #freddy kreuger #horror #jason voorhees #michael myers #chucky #samara #pinhead
Posted 4 days ago with 15 notes